How we handle your details

This is sensitive information and we treat it as such

Interest in intimacy products is sensitive-category personal data under the GDPR and under several US state laws, from the first signup onward. We treat it that way regardless of where you live: minimum collection, encrypted storage, no sale, no sharing, no advertising use, deletion on request within one week.

That is not a posture we adopted for this page. It is the reason the rest of this document is as short as it is.

What we collect

Your email address. The boxes you selected, if you selected any. The date you joined. And a coarse note of how you arrived — a campaign name, or the site that linked to you, never the full address of the page you came from.

If you answered the optional question after signing up, we keep your answer. Leaving it blank changes nothing about your place on the list.

What we do not collect

No name, unless you write one to us. No address, no age, no gender, no payment details — the site takes no payments. No advertising pixels, no session recording, no device fingerprinting, no cross-site trackers of any kind. We do not store your IP address, and we do not set a cookie on this site.

A site selling discretion cannot be built on surveillance. If we ever needed to break that rule we would tell you before we did, not after.

Where it is held

Your address is held in two places and no others: our own records, where it is encrypted at rest, and the email service that sends the one note we promised. That service is a processor working under contract for us. It does not own your address and it may not use it for anything else.

What we send

One note when the first boxes are ready. After that, only something worth knowing. Every message carries a one-click unsubscribe, and that link works from the first send.

How long we keep it

Until you ask us to stop, or until two years after the last time we wrote to you and heard nothing back, whichever comes first. Then the record is deleted rather than archived.

Your rights, and how to use them

You may ask what we hold, ask for a copy, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it. Write to us and it is done within one week — usually the same day, because there is very little to find. You do not have to explain why, and asking has no effect on anything else.

The lawful basis is your consent, given when you submitted the form. Withdrawing it is the unsubscribe link, and it takes effect immediately.

Write to us

Reply to any message we send you and it reaches a person. Ask for deletion in a single line and no explanation is needed.